What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenukaalachasmajachdahai, jachdahai gore mukhdete"
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenukaalachasmajachdahai, jachdahai gore mukhdete"
Dilvichteriyaadsajjna, Akhhanvishterakhwabsajjna, Tenuyaadkarebinaneend vi nahiaandi, Saadiakkhterekhwab di mohtajsajjna.
Mereyarabba bas inhijinhimeharkarde, dil mere nu pathharkarde, sehnapauga eh vichhodausda, usdejaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafankarde..
Pati: filmvichraatekchudelkade mere, tekade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apnevyah di moviesi!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apnevyah di moviesi!
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakhditta, kise nu lakh tekise nu kakhditta. Sahnutuhadejehayaarditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Sheharterediyangaliyan de vichruljayie, yaadkardetenukhud nu bhuljayie.Saarejagg da hasaabanan to pehlan, teriakhchoathrubanke dull jayie.
Teriyaanyaadannaaljeen to inkaarnahikarde, lakh aaundartesweekarnahikarde. Aeweinlokaanpichhelagyanakar, kaunkehandahaiassintenuyaadnikarde.
Santa: Bhagwane suit badasohnapayahai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badisohnilaayiaa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohnakitaaaa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohnipher v nahilagdi...
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badisohnilaayiaa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohnakitaaaa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohnipher v nahilagdi...
Santa ne apnenawenjammebachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa tesussukarta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak kardahaibadal k le aa..!
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak kardahaibadal k le aa..!
Santa: Sir hunmeri salary wadadeyo, meravyahhogayahai.
Boss: Factory de baharhon wale hadseyaanlayi factory jimmevarnahinhundi.
Boss: Factory de baharhon wale hadseyaanlayi factory jimmevarnahinhundi.
Santa: Yaarmeinapni girlfriend nu giftdenahai, kidevan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadicheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadicheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: SaaleyaMorniyacharlaiyan, meriwari no more.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: SaaleyaMorniyacharlaiyan, meriwari no more.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusinkinnebehen-bhaiho?" Girl: "Vaisetaan 3 si, par hun 4 hogaye."
Iksherninachrahisi, usnudekhkethodi door ikchuhavinachrehasi.
Sherni ne puchiakihogaya?
Chuhakehnda, "Nachne nu karemerajee, hayenitenunachdivekhke".
Sherni ne puchiakihogaya?
Chuhakehnda, "Nachne nu karemerajee, hayenitenunachdivekhke".
Teri dosti da main satkarkitta, teriharnazar nu main pyarkitta, kasamrabb di nabhuladevinesdosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishteteaitbaarkitta..
Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi.
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi.
Chuha to haathi: tuhadiumarkinnihai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, teteri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saalenashepatte ne mittran di sehat down jehikarti.
Haathi: 1 Saal, teteri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saalenashepatte ne mittran di sehat down jehikarti.
Doliwali car dekh-keheernecheekanmaariyanne. Kehandi main ta rikshechjaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Hove supnechtutejagave koi na, Sochanmeriyachtutebulave koi na.Terekhayalan de mukaddmechsazahoje, Hove umarqaidtechuddave koi na.
Santa's shayari: Kuttamarrgayarazaivich, main pagalhogayaterijudaivich, fernailtemachcharbehnahisakda, main terebinahunrehnahisakda.
Ek bar baarishhorahithi, ekaadmichatrilekarjarahatha, chatrikeuparekkeedaaurkeedikhade hue thay, keedihawa se uddgayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to uddgayi, ambrantelaundihainudariyan."
Ishq da jisnukhwaabaajandaae,
Waqtsamjhokhraabaajandaae,
Mehboobaaveyanaaave,
Par Taareginan da hisaabaajandaae!
Waqtsamjhokhraabaajandaae,
Mehboobaaveyanaaave,
Par Taareginan da hisaabaajandaae!
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Jadaapji da janamhoyatetusinangesitecheekan maar rahesi,
tehunjadtusinangehundehote koi horcheekanmardahai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
tehunjadtusinangehundehote koi horcheekanmardahai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
Baaribarsikhatangeyasi,
Khatkelyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e rehgaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geyaBhoot!!
Khatkelyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e rehgaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geyaBhoot!!
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dandtodd dene hai.
Ikhoraadmi ne kehasanta 64 nahi 32 Dandhundene.
Santa: Meinupatta se tu vi bolega is layitere vi gin laye ne.
Ikhoraadmi ne kehasanta 64 nahi 32 Dandhundene.
Santa: Meinupatta se tu vi bolega is layitere vi gin laye ne.
Master: Mein tenukuttete essay likhan nu
kehasi, Likhkekyunahiliyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he meinkuttete Pen rakhia oh pajgeya!!!
kehasi, Likhkekyunahiliyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he meinkuttete Pen rakhia oh pajgeya!!!
Twinkle TwinkleJatt di car,
Khadkeglassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangrate
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Khadkeglassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangrate
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Terehathonmitran ne honaaekatal,
Mundetainukehndebaaranbor di rafal,
Asinwekhnaekhud nu tabahkarke,
Aajawajjabandookdiyegoliyeeniseenevichthakarke..!!
Mundetainukehndebaaranbor di rafal,
Asinwekhnaekhud nu tabahkarke,
Aajawajjabandookdiyegoliyeeniseenevichthakarke..!!
HayoRabba!! Tussi so gaye? Innijaldi?Ik mint rukomainuGud night tebolandeoji!! Gud Night haiji ! O tussichaho to sweet dreams bhidekhlena.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi faraknahin penda. Pehlebhi 100 kabharwatathaabbhi 100 kabharwatahoon."
Paanimein whiskey milao ta nashachadtahai.Paanimein Rum milao to nashachadtahai.Paanimein brandy milao to nashachadtahai. Saalapaanimein hi kuchgadbadhai.
Mom: Tujheladkapasandaayaho to baatageychalayen. Girl: Ladka to theekhai but motahai. Mom: TV chahe 14" kahoya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hotahai.
Oh menu dekhijaandi c, main ohnuvekhijaanda c
Oh mneudekhijaandi c, main ohnuvekhijaanda c
Na paper mainuaanda c, na paper ohnuaanda c.
Oh mneudekhijaandi c, main ohnuvekhijaanda c
Na paper mainuaanda c, na paper ohnuaanda c.
Ha hahahahahahahahahaha hi hihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohoho ho... Kuchnahiyaar bas aapkishakalyaadaagayi!
Akhan di benurichanginahinhundi,
Dostan ton durichanginahinhundi,
Kadekademilyavikaryaara,
Harvele SMS naal gal purinahinhundi.
Dostan ton durichanginahinhundi,
Kadekademilyavikaryaara,
Harvele SMS naal gal purinahinhundi.
Mithaintazarteintazarnaloyaarmitha,
Mithayarteyarnalopyarmitha,
Mithapyartepyarnalomithisadiyaari,
Es to mithakujnamilna lab layiduniya sari.
Mithayarteyarnalopyarmitha,
Mithapyartepyarnalomithisadiyaari,
Es to mithakujnamilna lab layiduniya sari.
Hi Good Morning! Arzhai, Chai ke cup se uthtedhueinmeinterishaklnazaraatihai, Terekhyalonmeinkhokaraksarmeri chai thandihojaatihai
