I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhatehain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad meinkuchnahidikhate????
JaagoGrahakJaago!
JaagoGrahakJaago!
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
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( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept widur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
"I slept widur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
School meinbachcheke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam jithodiaapkoshishkaro, thodi hum kartehain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apnimarzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apneaaplele to... BaLaTkAar...
Sali: Jijaji 500 rs. dedo, agley haftedoongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Ek bus meinladkoaurladkiyoki team baniantaksharikhelnekeliye.
Girls: Hum tumkoharakardikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haargaye, chaloabdikhao.
Girls: Hum tumkoharakardikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haargaye, chaloabdikhao.
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Husband: kashhamareladkikijagahladkahojata?
Wife: Chhodoji, agar main aapkebharoserehti, to ladkibhinahihoti.
Wife: Chhodoji, agar main aapkebharoserehti, to ladkibhinahihoti.
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
An journalist to mallikasherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
Mallika: I go back to my home!
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
Daughter: Mom, kyayehsachhaikiladkejahanapna l*nddaltehain, bachhawahin se nikaltahai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kyamerabachha mere muh se niklega?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kyamerabachha mere muh se niklega?
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
Make luv to urgalfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'llhv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'llhv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaisediye?
Bananawala: MemsaabAathmein Bara.
Lady: SaatmeinTeradetahai to ooparaaja.
Bananawala: MemsaabAathmein Bara.
Lady: SaatmeinTeradetahai to ooparaaja.
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( '.' )/ /
o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
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o""o (')
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o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
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---- (_(_)------
----- I II -------
--I SEE U BABY--
------) ' (------
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SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
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--I SEE U BABY--
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SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
A: magnets have a positive side
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
Jadaapji da janamhoyatetusinangesitecheekan maar rahesi,
tehunjadtusinangehundehote koi horcheekanmardahai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
tehunjadtusinangehundehote koi horcheekanmardahai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
