If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
KripyaDhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liyeShukriya!
Dhyaan dene k liyeShukriya!
Geetameinlikhahai?
areyaaryahankyadhundrahahai, mainekahageetameinlikhahai!!
areyaaryahankyadhundrahahai, mainekahageetameinlikhahai!!
What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenukaalachasmajachdahai, jachdahai gore mukhdete"
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenukaalachasmajachdahai, jachdahai gore mukhdete"
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharnahai to sab auratonko MAA kahakaro.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theekrahega, par mere baapkabigadjayega.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theekrahega, par mere baapkabigadjayega.
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
WahWah!
When you breathe, you respire!
WahWah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
WahWah, kyabaathai!
When you breathe, you respire!
WahWah!
When you breathe, you respire!
WahWah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
WahWah, kyabaathai!
Jisekoyalsamjhe, wohkauwanikla.Dostikenaam par hauwanikla.Jo rokakarte they humeinsharabpeene se, aajunkijeb se pauwanikla.
Jija: Saliji, aapkeyahankisabse mash-hoorcheezkaunsihai?
Sali: Jijaji, jo mash-hoorthi, usey to aap le gaye!
Sali: Jijaji, jo mash-hoorthi, usey to aap le gaye!
Media: Prince, baharaakaracha lag rahahai?
Prince: Kyaachalagega? Andarchoclatethi, pastry thi, milk badamtha.Thodi der aurrukjaateshayadBipashabhiaajati.
Prince: Kyaachalagega? Andarchoclatethi, pastry thi, milk badamtha.Thodi der aurrukjaateshayadBipashabhiaajati.
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahutachhirakhihai, uskahaathlagte hi main theekhogaya.
Doctor: Jaantahu, thappadkiawaazmujhebhisunai di thi.
Doctor: Jaantahu, thappadkiawaazmujhebhisunai di thi.
Kalkare so aajkar, aajkar so ab. Kalkare so aajkar, aajkar so ab. Abeykarta hi rahega to dhoyegakab?
Ekladkaekladki k saathbaithatha. 2nd day doosriladki k saathdehagaya. 3rd day koi aurladkithi. 4th day kisinayiladkikesaaththa
Moral: Ladkiyanbadaljaatihain, ladkenahinbadaltey
Moral: Ladkiyanbadaljaatihain, ladkenahinbadaltey
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Both don't exist.
Baba jikamelalagahaiharidwarmein.Prashadmein Recharge Coupon diyejayenge. Kisi aurko mat batana. Ye SMS sirfchunindabhikhariyonkobhejejarahahai
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
Mom: Betibadihokarkyakarogi?
Beti: Kuchnahin... Maanbanungi, padhungi, shaadikarungi... aurkya?
Mom: Jo karnahaikaro par zara serial order meinkarna.
Beti: Kuchnahin... Maanbanungi, padhungi, shaadikarungi... aurkya?
Mom: Jo karnahaikaro par zara serial order meinkarna.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U haveCrackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava&Mitjava
Think... think... think...
Marjava&Mitjava
Wife: Kyakarraheho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rhahu.
Wife: Kitnimari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaisemalum?
Man: Kyonki 3 darukibotal se chipkithi or 2 phone se...
Man: Makkhiya maar rhahu.
Wife: Kitnimari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaisemalum?
Man: Kyonki 3 darukibotal se chipkithi or 2 phone se...
Iksherninachrahisi, usnudekhkethodi door ikchuhavinachrehasi.
Sherni ne puchiakihogaya?
Chuhakehnda, "Nachne nu karemerajee, hayenitenunachdivekhke".
Sherni ne puchiakihogaya?
Chuhakehnda, "Nachne nu karemerajee, hayenitenunachdivekhke".
INDIA Ko
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
PhirBhi
No PROGRESS!
why? KyunkiAaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
BholiJanta
KAAM-DHANDHA
ChhodKar
hamara SMS padh
rahihai...
Aazaad Hue 57
Sal
Hue
PhirBhi
No PROGRESS!
why? KyunkiAaj
Bhi
INDIA Ki
BholiJanta
KAAM-DHANDHA
ChhodKar
hamara SMS padh
rahihai...
Tum haste raho, nachteraho, muskurateraho, sadakhilkhilateraho, khushrahoaurgungunateraho, merakyahai, log tumhe hi pagalsamzhenge....
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?machhar says, "Main teri coke se niklahoon, MAA!"..
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Pyar to humeinbhikarnatha, par kuchkhaasnahihua.Tajmahal to humeinbhi banana tha..
parafsooske....
loan pass nahihua...
parafsooske....
loan pass nahihua...
Ladkiekaisipahelihai, kabhiteri to kabhimerisahelihai.
Kharchakaro to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Kharchakaro to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Student: "Father in law".
An englishman, bihari&punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice &Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice &Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost kochitthilikhathu!
Rabri: Par tuharlikhna to aawenahi.
Laalu: Vosasurabhi to padhnanahijaanat.
Laalu: Ek dost kochitthilikhathu!
Rabri: Par tuharlikhna to aawenahi.
Laalu: Vosasurabhi to padhnanahijaanat.
Chuha to haathi: tuhadiumarkinnihai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, teteri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saalenashepatte ne mittran di sehat down jehikarti.
Haathi: 1 Saal, teteri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saalenashepatte ne mittran di sehat down jehikarti.
Doliwali car dekh-keheernecheekanmaariyanne. Kehandi main ta rikshechjaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Maalik: Ramu, isssaal tum 4 bar apne dada kemarnekichutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meridadikishaadihai.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meridadikishaadihai.
What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"
"HASINA"
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
Rest have
Girlfriends
Phoolonmeingulabachhalagtahai, harchehre par shababachhalagtahai, aaphameshanaak se chuhenikalterahen, hameinaapkayahiandaazachhalagtahai.
Ek bar baarishhorahithi, ekaadmichatrilekarjarahatha, chatrikeuparekkeedaaurkeedikhade hue thay, keedihawa se uddgayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to uddgayi, ambrantelaundihainudariyan."
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Sweeper: I have the job.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, &u'll always be SMILING!
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, &u'll always be SMILING!
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaunsautaroon?
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaunsautaroon?
Girlfriend ko I love u bolnahai or recharge khatam. Abkyakare?Mein batatahoonkyakarein.Thekepejao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k baharkhadeho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootarmehenga pad jaayega. Rum kaPauaabsirf 10 RS mein.
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.CuntB.Wanka
C.RsoleD.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.CuntB.Wanka
C.RsoleD.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend
?
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahineknayajanampaoge,
Is bar galtee se johua so hua,
Mujheyakeenhaiagli bar lambipoonchaur 4 taangkesaathaaoge..!!!
Door kahineknayajanampaoge,
Is bar galtee se johua so hua,
Mujheyakeenhaiagli bar lambipoonchaur 4 taangkesaathaaoge..!!!
Munnabhai: Agar binadantokakuttakate to kyakarnachahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Binasuika injection leneka..!!!
Circuit: simple bhai... Binasuika injection leneka..!!!
Kabhihauslabhiazmalenachahiye,
Burewaqt me muskuralenachahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhikhujlina mite to 8ve din nahalenachahiye..!!!
Burewaqt me muskuralenachahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhikhujlina mite to 8ve din nahalenachahiye..!!!
Dostikaro college wali se, pyarkaro office wali se, bateinkaropadoswali se, ankh ladaosali se, love karodilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
Twinkle TwinkleJatt di car,
Khadkeglassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra
Khadkeglassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra
te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Paanimein whiskey milao ta nashachadtahai.Paanimein Rum milao to nashachadtahai.Paanimein brandy milao to nashachadtahai. Saalapaanimein hi kuchgadbadhai.
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Mom: Tujheladkapasandaayaho to baatageychalayen. Girl: Ladka to theekhai but motahai. Mom: TV chahe 14" kahoya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hotahai.
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shudhv immediately.
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shudhv immediately.
Oh menu dekhijaandi c, main ohnuvekhijaanda c
Oh mneudekhijaandi c, main ohnuvekhijaanda c
Na paper mainuaanda c, na paper ohnuaanda c.
Oh mneudekhijaandi c, main ohnuvekhijaanda c
Na paper mainuaanda c, na paper ohnuaanda c.
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Ha hahahahahahahahahaha hi hihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohoho ho... Kuchnahiyaar bas aapkishakalyaadaagayi!
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
