Marietal Woes SMS

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

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Pati: film vichraatekchudelkade mere, tekade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apnevyah di movie si!

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Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

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Lamhalamhawaqtguzarjayega
saatpheronkesaath koi tumsebandhjayega.Abhibhiwaqthaikisi se affair kar lo
kyapatakalkaunsa model tumhesaunpajayega..

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Husband aur wife hotel me gayetabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- kounthiwo?
Hus-Tum dimagkharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshanhukiwohbhiYehipuchegi.