WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyadakhushmatho, hai to tughonchu hi...
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyadakhushmatho, hai to tughonchu hi...
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArTaTtAcK"
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArTaTtAcK"
Aaj, kal, harpal, harsamay, harvaqt, maheno, salosaal se ek DIL tumhareliyedhadaktathaaurdhadaktarahegaaurwo DIL haiur's own DEAR.
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
Manzilkitarafbadtechalo. Jo Dilkaheusiraahkochuno. Peechewalokoaagenaaane do aurjoaagehainunseaageniklo. Tabhiekachhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tukinara, Mai DHANUSH tuteer, Mai MATAR tupaneer, Mai VARSHA tubadal, Mai RAJMA tuchawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
Yehsulagatajism, YehkampKampateHonth, YehThartharatabuabadan, Yehladkhadatiaawaz, Mujhepahle hi patathakitumhe MALARIA hai.
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Plz don't read this
Nahi to
hojayega
Kya?
Arrewahi
jis se hum dartehai
?
?
?
wahijo is umar me aksarhojatahai
?
?
?
dekhahogayana
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
Nahi to
hojayega
Kya?
Arrewahi
jis se hum dartehai
?
?
?
wahijo is umar me aksarhojatahai
?
?
?
dekhahogayana
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teribaarihai, attendencelagwa.
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teribaarihai, attendencelagwa.
ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
KabhiBhagwankaNaambhiliyakaro.
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
KabhiBhagwankaNaambhiliyakaro.
Is kadar hum aapkochahtehaikiduniya
wale dekhkejaljatehai, yutoh hum sabhiko ULLU banatehai, lekinaapthoda JALDI ban jatehai...
wale dekhkejaljatehai, yutoh hum sabhiko ULLU banatehai, lekinaapthoda JALDI ban jatehai...
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Legs uthakekaro.
Tangefealakekaro.
Ghumaghumakekaro.
Aagepeecheydonotarafkaro.
Jitnakarogeutnahalkamehsooshoga.
*Ramdevjika yoga.
Tangefealakekaro.
Ghumaghumakekaro.
Aagepeecheydonotarafkaro.
Jitnakarogeutnahalkamehsooshoga.
*Ramdevjika yoga.
For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bantewala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bantewala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
Yaadhai ham pehlekahanmilte the...... train ruki, khidkikhuli, nazro se nazremiliauraapnekahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......
I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
AishwaryaRai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
SENDER:
AishwaryaRai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how AishwaryaRai messaged me! Silly girl.
See, how AishwaryaRai messaged me! Silly girl.
Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
Hotho se jochooliya,
EhsaasAabtakhai,
Aankhe Nam hai, AursansomeinAagaabtakhain...
Aurkyona ho... KhayiBhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
EhsaasAabtakhai,
Aankhe Nam hai, AursansomeinAagaabtakhain...
Aurkyona ho... KhayiBhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
I am sorry yaar, aajtakmainetujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahiki,tujhse hath nahimilaya,
Sorry yaarmujhepatanahithaki “AIDS” chhune se nahifailta.
Sorry yaarmujhepatanahithaki “AIDS” chhune se nahifailta.
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 havCandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
Ek bar kuchbandarjangal se bhaggayephirwo hotel meinphuchenunme se ekpizaakharahathaek burger kharahathaaurkuch bade dhayan se ye message parhrahe the.
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Coz liars go to hell.
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
When u feel lonly n alone &canot see any 1 around u,thewrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'ltak u to an eye specialist.
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
